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When I’m out to dinner and can’t finish all of the food on my plate

When I try to inspire people

Expectation:

Reality:

neil degrasse tyson in college

MISS.

FOR A DOLLAR.

NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck

tombomp:

dril just posted this

i would trust this pug with my life

i want one

Have I lost my Mind? Yes I have. Meet my dog Bonzai. This routine happens everyday. i say “DINNER” and he spins in circles and gets so happy.